Parenthood and other adventures.

Raspberries

Wyatt is teething. Here is a video.

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Wyatt blows some raspberries. Also, something-something about talking apes and a post-apocalyptic wasteland.
Directed by: Will Johnson
Produced by: Will Johnson
Starring:
Wyatt Johnson

The Art of Almost

How quickly it all speeds by.

Somewhere in the rush, the noise, the hubub, Wyatt started to make this transition from helpless blob to small person. None of it happened instantaneously, of course.  I doubt any part of it will.

Last night, as we chilled in the living room as a family, I kept looking up from my laptop to find Wyatt staring at me, like I was the only thing in the entire world. In that moment, in that moment of bittersweet epiphany, I figured it was time to make a new video.

After all, there aren’t that many firsts in life, and they’re mostly crammed into a short amount of time at the beginning. And while this movie isn’t full of firsts, it’s full of almost firsts, which are pretty awesome on their own.

So here’s a new video, cinematic proof that Wyatt is somehow almost sitting, almost talking, almost standing, almost crawling. Not bad for a one-minute video.

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Wyatt shows off his 'World's Smartest Baby' skills by almost sittalkcrawlstanding and then becomes a double-agent for the CIA in a bid to take down the shadowy group called SD6.
Directed by: Will Johnson
Produced by: Will Johnson
Starring:
Wyatt Johnson

Electric Boogaloo – Will & Terri: The Musical Introduces Wyatt Again

Wyatt is almost five months old and has starred in only a single bizarre video.  It’s time to remedy this.

So let’s Electric Boogaloo this introduction thing. Here’s the Wyatt video you never knew you wanted to watch repeatedly…

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Will and Terri properly introduce Wyatt and then go undercover as high school students to infiltrate a local criminal organization.
Directed by: Will Johnson
Produced by: Will Johnson
Starring:
Will Johnson
Terri Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Fun With YouTube Closed Captioning

I’m not sure if it’s my mumbling or if YouTube just hears the world like @horse_ebooks writes, but the closed captioning on “The One Where We Fill Out A Baby Book” is a thing of sublime beauty. (The fact that it absolutely nails Prime Minister Manmohan Singh’s name is the cherry on top of this delicious sundae.)

Here are our favorite screen captures…

Welcome to u reaped terry nine

Welcome to u reaped terry nine

Electrode

Electrode

Shilo Haley Barbour

Shilo Haley Barbour

You live in a time of plant

You live in a time of plant

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh

Prime Minister Manmohan Singh

People watching something else...especially fatty foods

People watching something else...especially fatty foods

Farms

Farms

Assistant teacher

Assistant teacher

We vampire di hoc aids they goober actually got things assam bs this is

We vampire di hoc aids they goober actually got things assam bs this is

It's a lot of Hitler's we have learned to that's twenty twelve

It's a lot of Hitler's we have learned to that's twenty twelve

Finally that makes any sense burn one more visual display data show against I

Finally that makes any sense burn one more visual display data show against I

Welcome to u reaped terry nineElectrodeShilo Haley BarbourYou live in a time of plantPrime Minister Manmohan SinghPeople watching something else...especially fatty foodsFarmsAssistant teacherWe vampire di hoc aids they goober actually got things assam bs this isIt's a lot of Hitler's we have learned to that's twenty twelveFinally that makes any sense burn one more visual display data show against I

Descent Into Madness – Will & Terri: The Musical Presents Stroller Shopping

It starts innocuously enough. You drive to Babies ‘R’ Us.  Yes, the last time ended in tears, but this time is different.  This time, you know what you’re getting into.

Last time you ended up with three strollers on your baby registry and everyone complained and so you implemented a scorched earth policy and removed them all.

Today, you try again.

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Will and Terri brave Babies 'R' Us to go stroller shopping and then head to an isolated hotel for the winter so that Will can get some writing done. All work and no play make Will something something...
Directed by: Will Johnson
Produced by: Will Johnson
Starring:
Will Johnson
Terri Johnson

Zombie Family Eats a Baby – Will & Terri: The Musical Presents Week 20

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Will and Terri learn the sex of the baby and visit a mysterious island where a billionaire is growing dinosaurs in a lab from blood harvested from mosquitoes trapped in amber.
Directed by: Will Johnson
Produced by: Will Johnson
Starring:
Will Johnson
Terri Johnson

At Least They Didn’t Get Butts – Will & Terri: The Musical Presents Week 16

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Week 16 of the pregnancy, in which we start a vlog, visit the doctor, and try and win our son's love by winning an arm wrestling competition in Vegas.
Directed by: Will Johnson
Produced by: Will Johnson
Starring:
Will Johnson
Terri Johnson
One of those William Chase Johnson blogs.